So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
Can you feel my dickkkkk?
Sometimes I’ll just stop and sit
and think about her
I can’t help but smile and laugh everytime,
then I look up and everybodies just looking at me bewildered.
I look like a crazy person just smiling and laughing at nothing.
But that’s ok I don’t mind looking crazy.
Because I am crazy.
Crazy for her. 💕
As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.
I think I’d look cute in between your legs
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster